always be kind
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Things going through my head during the SAT
- Hey, I heard you were a wild one, Ooh ooh ooh ooh
- Where have you been all my li-i-i-i-i-ife
the mediocre gatsby
the decent wall of china
the ok depression
Alexander the ordinary
Article Six of the constitution:
Both of the United States and of the several States, shall be bound by Oath or Affirmation, to support this Constitution; but no religious Test shall ever be required as a Qualification to any Office or public Trust under the United States.
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WHO SAID IT WAS OK TO POST SOMETHING THIS HORRIBLE!??!??
hahah wow brb straddling a fencepost
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I laughed for basically all 45 minutes of spanish class.
- improv + pent up aggression = pure gold.
- spanish improv of a slightly racist man = freaking hilarious.
Also our teacher told us to stop “bitching”
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21.You are holding onto your grandmother’s hand and the hand of a newborn that you do not know as they hang over the edge of a cliff. You have to let one go to save the other. Who do you let fall to their death? What was your rationale for making the decision?
oh dear LORD i don’t know.
Well, Cap, I think I’ll pull an Iron Man- Hand the baby to my grandmother and pull my grandmother (who is holding the baby) up there’s always a way out
avengers reference
